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Name: Will
Location: Hyrule, Togo
Birthday: 10/2/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: theatre, makin movies, watchin movies, music, did i mention movies? plays, puppets, muppets, marientets, and movies with music.
Expertise: expert of inner peace and finding ones chi
Occupation: Education/training
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  stillthepill
Member Since:
2/25/2004
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| I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-Douglas Adams
It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-Stephen Wright
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfeld
People always want to try on my glasses. That's rude. I don't go to people with hairpieces, "Hey, let me try on your wig. Let me sit in your wheelchair. Oh my god, you are SO crippled." - -Jim Gaffigan
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
-Christopher Walken
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
-Jerry Seinfeld
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
-Groucho Marx
I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
- Rodney Dangerfield
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
-Eddie Izzard
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
-Stephen Wright
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
- Woody Allen
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
-Dave Barry
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
- Mark Twain
My gym has two-pound weights. If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym? What's your dream? To pump up and open your mail?
- Dave Attell
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-Stephen Wright
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
-Groucho Marx
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
-Douglas Adams
The end.
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| Been a while, It is my birthday. eh. ill try to start up again. later quote-
"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise."
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| I seem to only post entries now after I go on a trip or somthin. Well this one is no differnt. I recently went to a Family Camp up in Tahoe for a week with my mom, her boy friend and his kid. It is called Standford Seirra camp wich i have been going to every year since i was about 7. it is at a small lake called fallen leaf lake that is right next to Tahoe.
Throughout the week we did things like hikes, hiking, Kiyacking, climbing, hiking, disco bingo, and rubiks towelets. Basically all the outdoresy kind of stuff. Theres lots of good food and people to eat. most of the people there ive been friends with for a long time.]
Well i dont want to do a long entrie because there isnt much to say. . here is the quote:
"Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him. "
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| Well, I realize I have not had any entries for a while. So here i go.
I just got back from Comedy SportZ improv camp in L.A. which was extremly fun. Comedy sportz is a Improv group that performs all over the country. The are kinda of like who's line but they have a wider selection of games and do it competively. They also sponser high school leaguges which i hope to open up at my school(Los Altos High School) this year.
I left for L.A. last friday at 3 30, got there at about 9 40 and spent the night at my friends grandma's house. the next day i went to Manhatten Blvd. and spent the day at the beach and hung out. On sunday we drove down to the camp which was at a EXTREMLY religous college where we stayed in dorms in pairs of 2. There was a wall with a 40 foot painting of jesus. We had dorm food which was really good kinda good ok it was kinda bad. it was dorm food you know.
We did workshops everyday like gibberish, charecters, long form improv. creating a song, guessing games, HSL reffing, and advanced charecters. Every night the councelers (who were perffessional comedy sportz players) wouuld perform in different styles, like competitive, long form, and a musical. I learned a lot of new stuff and met some great people. Also there was free time where we did maccoroni art G-ball. trivia. and the college teams who worked at the camp would perform and they were good.
Now the camp is over and i did bye some of the concelers cds so i took an airplane home on thursday. so now im home i had a great time and im leaving againg on saturday for tahoe. hope to see all you guys in West Side Storyl.
Quote;
"You know how some people have those habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head."
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| Got back from disney land Yep My past entries were a little to clumped together is this better Disney land was fun I could go on for pages about how great it was
So I will
im going to write this as fast as i posibly can and not edit it at all. this has not been planned and everything will be spur of the moment. Starting in 5 4 3 2 1
Disney land was so fun and i met lots of guy tand stuff. the car ride there was extremly lon and it go sweaty and smelly and kyle . we listened to all kinds of c ds and noel we made stops at fast food and there was a flag place. at the flag place i was going to by a british flag but they closed i asolso didumm that thing with lets ee o yah i lost my wallet about 4 times iand that was only in the fierst half hour. also on the car ride we dever mind that s it on the car ride. !CHIC-ABIT-AC! I n the hotel we arived at twenleve acolock at midinght the pole was i mean pool was closed we went up to the rooms and we were out like a light that goes off.
Next day
we woke up early for some free breakfast Free is code for crappy. when we got there we did rides which are usuual starting with indidana and then pirates and all about startint left fause acording to chip it is humman nature to go right. THat day we went on as many rides as posssible and we hit a lolt. my personal fav was tower of terror the new one which is extremly huge and good. i liked it a lot. !ah-uh-HUH!i discovered the disney charecter that i am is alladin and if i was a girl id be nala or somethin also that day we ate food and then went to the hotel and that was the end of that day.
wow ok next day. keep in mind you do not have to read these. please dont.
The next day i took a shower horray for me. and i put on clothes went to another [' free" breackfast then off to disney land. i forget what i did. i think i did fun stuff.!CARMEL! i was some of fantsma and went on the good rides again i was with noel and brett we just sat around and watched hot choea dogs stand the hot dog sttand and then lounged around. later that day we went to the pool then the jaccuzi then the sana room i ilike sana rooms. that night we wnet to mediaval times where you see nights fight ansd stufuf while you east with you hands it was good./!SHI-SHANEH the nights fought to the death and are night one but then he died so he kinda lost but we won the fair way and not just because we slept with the princess. after that it was off to disney land to finish off some rides before night. it was bed time good night
FINAL DAY> BEWARE> ITS
Woke up took a shower and had breakfast, suprised, brett and I went to tom sawyer isnald and played in the caves like little school girls who just won tickets to the newest pop concert and then when they go to the concert its a bunch of caves to play in. after that brett left and i didnt so i took a nap and saw !WHAT"D GYAH GEEEEET!snow white then it was bye bye time. the car was shibby sarah joyah and I and we slept EVEN SHIBOUNE! WHO WAS DRIVING! anyway later on the trip chip came in our car and we listened to dane cook and chip wrote down all the jokes from disney land. got home late. and then went off to sleep.
OVer wow. that was long and a waste of my time
ever wonder what it looks like if you bang your head on the key board?
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Now you know.
THat is it for the most prolonged entrie i have EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR done. So time for the qute.
" I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it. "
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